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A Shot in the Dark

A Shot in the Dark(1964)

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Quotes

  • Maria Gambrelli  

    You can have one of my cigarettes.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    Oh, thank you.

  • Maria Gambrelli  

    You have it in backwards.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    Oh... it tastes very bad that way.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    You are forgetting the most important fact: motive.

  • Hercule LaJoy  

    He beat her.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    He was Spanish!

  • Hercule LaJoy  

    He tore her dress off.

  • Inspector Jacques Clouseau  

    Oh, don't be ridiculous. Would you kill someone who tore your dress off?

  • Maria Gambrelli  

    Tell me, why do so many men smoke afterwards? No wonder tobacco companies get rich.

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  • malkat (2009-09-11)

    Source: not available

    Dreyfus: [a car bomb has just killed the killers. Dreyfus refers to four other killings] A doorman, two customers, and a Cossack! And now eight more dead!
    Clouseau: But they were all murderers, except for Maurice, who was a blackmailer!
    Dreyfus: [whimpering] They were saints compared to you!

  • malkat (2009-09-11)

    Source: not available

    Dreyfus: Fran├žois would you please call for a doctor.
    Fran├žios: Are you ill?
    Dreyfus: I seem to have stabbed myself with the letter opener.